Dear staff at sostén,
Junior Editor and dictator for life, hereforth referred to as "Y" calls upon a meeting to discuss editorial issues of various kinds and to address the issue of the blog having no readers at all. They meeting shall be held in Y's apartment at the usual time on Friday 18th.
Order of the day:
1. Receive Zeta's call asking for directions on how to get to aforementioned situ of said meeting.
2. Share a brotherly hug (hips as far apart as possible)
3. Discuss news of late.
4. Turn on computers and exchange dubious pieces of software and assorted media.
5. Ask Y's wife to serve mixed nuts and coffee.
6. Serve said treats ourselves after wife's refusal.
7. Discuss the possibility of legal action of husband neglect against wife.
8. Get distracted by random objects in the meeting place.
9. Trash the wife a bit more.
10. Steer conversation to trashing women in general.
11. Fixing Zeta's computer of whatever ailments afflict it this week.
12. Try to post to blog.
13. Discuss actions to take about blog.
14. Empty ashtrays.
15. Realize dawn is approaching.
16. Complain about lack of time.
17. Part.
18. Discuss directions on how Zeta can get back home.
19. Call it a night.
Confirmation is expected through whatever media Zeta should choose
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